Best home defense advice I ever got..

Discussion in 'Home Defense' started by kaspir, Jul 14, 2017.

  1. kaspir

    kaspir Administrator Armed Forces

    12guage pump-action with a flashlight ducked-taped to the barrel.. if it sounds hillbilly, because it is!

    But this hillbilly weapon, is effective for any home evader. The universal sound of a pump-action shotgun combined with blinding light shall be enough to scare off any human, and if it's not the lead is always reliable. :)

    (the point is to display a sudden show of force so great, that they turn away before blood-shed, think about it)
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  2. Jack

    Jack Fearless Leader Staff Member

    Lol, looks like we're back online. Thanks kaspir.:thumbsup:

    ...although if you want to be operating more operationally, I suggest duct taping a cup holder to the right side of the stock. That way you don't spill your beer while chasing off two legged vermin.:bad:
  3. Viper53

    Viper53 Pawpaw Staff Member

    O boy are we going bananas with our avatars again?
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  4. Jack

    Jack Fearless Leader Staff Member

    Bananas? Who said bananas?

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